ASSignments

Well hello again all you gentle ladies and lady gents it's Le Kid dyslexiques* here or TDK for short.
Before I begin I want to fix something I said in my last post. I am of course referring to my "Dyslexia Facts" I just want to say it out straight that it was not a fact. It was more of an educated  assumption. So I just wanted to set that straight in case one of you try to use that fact to impress the opposite sex by sounding smart (If they know a thing or two about dyslexia you'll be going home alone). 
So with that said lets move on shall we!
 
Last week I asked you what You do at lunch ? 50% of you said "Eat until I can't eat's no more" and the other 50% said "Nibble at a salad and weep about the calories I gained". So what I can gather from that is we're  in a world where people are either really fat or really skinny......splendid..

This week I'm going to have a little rant about (you guessed it) assignments or as I read it as-sig-n-men-ts (yup thats grade A Dyslexia spelling tips there!)
Again i'm assuming your a college goer, or at some point have gone through the education system, so on that assumption we can guess you know what an assignment is.
Basically it is a fundamental part of college life that helps you get an over all grade, that will further your future, make you rich and make you become attractive to women (or men). so yeah there kinda important.
The best way to tackle them is to pay a smart kid to do them for you and reap the rewards while at the same time learn business and management skills. If how and ever your not as well funded (and don't have a face for radio, or prostition) i'd reckomend you u knucle down and work at them your self. So heres my list of don'ts to help you get on your way.

1. Don't go for those oriental "massages" there pretty time consuming *results may vary*.
   
2. Do not bother cooking. Take out is your fast and easy savorier.
3. Washing is for those who try to impress others, it wastes time and if your working who are you really going to bump into that you need to be clean for?
4. Music is the devils voice and the "shuffle" button on your iPod is his weapon. We all do it. "oh i'll just play a little background music and i'll put it on shuffle so I don't have to keep changing songs". Hours pass and your thumbs hurt from hitting the next song button until you find something you like.
5. Befriend the smart/lick ass kid in the class, show them your work so far and if its atrocious enough they may feel obligated to intervene. 
6. Screw it all and invest in lotto tickets. 

You could also try seducing who ever marks the assignments but thats usually pretty tough... believe me.
With all that said i shall leave you with a Dyslexic Joke.
Enjoy my lovelies 
Big Kiss X TDK

A dyslexic entered a spelling bee. She came in SALT.

**(TheDyslexicKid, I used French because it's sexy)