If you happen to attend college you may have realized the college lunch hours are redonkusally long!
So the main question on many college goers minds are "what the hell did i do wit my underwear, and why did i wake up cradling a pineapple?".....the 2nd most frequent question is "what will i do with my lunch break?"
Now on my lunch break I do the good Christian boy thing and say grace before I humbly tuck into my minuscule meal (gluttony is a sin after all ) and then I study until it looks like I can read! But if those options don't take your fancy you may find yourself doing many other creative things such as:
So the main question on many college goers minds are "what the hell did i do wit my underwear, and why did i wake up cradling a pineapple?".....the 2nd most frequent question is "what will i do with my lunch break?"
Now on my lunch break I do the good Christian boy thing and say grace before I humbly tuck into my minuscule meal (gluttony is a sin after all ) and then I study until it looks like I can read! But if those options don't take your fancy you may find yourself doing many other creative things such as:
- Throwing rocks at bigger rocks.
- Going to the student bar to get free pints of water.
- Going to the student bar to spend all of your student lunch card on drink and struggle to do the remaining lectures of the day.
- Going to the student bar and remain there until your ushered out and realize you have in fact missed all your lectures and every bus that would normally bring you home that evening.
- Go to the cinema.
- Create your own language that you and only one other person know, so you can inslut people/pick up girls (because foreign languages are very attractive but why be a sheep and learn one that everyone knows?).
It is widely believed that the lunch breaks across college are so long to give students time to study and what not. I personally don't do this (because I'm a bad ass like I explained in the previous post) so out of interest I'm going to ask you (the reader) to take part in a survey.
"What do you do at lunch?"
Friendly but firm hand sake (because intimacy scares me)
Or if you don't like surveys because you think the government reads them to keep a profile on you then simply leave a comment. If your dyslexic yourself i'd recommend that you just do the survey (you just have click a button because people wont understand your gibberish).
Since this is the 3rd post in i thought i'd leave you with a Dyslexia fact!!
However theres so many too choose from! Like did you know the L in dyslexia stands for Logophobia a fear of words? and the X stands for Xenophobia a fear of foreigners, so foreign words scare the hell out of us!
FACT! probably.
If you know any dyslexia facts feel free to post them in the comments and they may even make it into the next post!
And that my non duck tailed readers concludes yet another post!
I do hope you have enjoyed it, but if you haven't please feel free to wright your complaint on a piece of paper, roll it into a ball and throw it out your window. If its important it will some how find its way to me.
Since this is the 3rd post in i thought i'd leave you with a Dyslexia fact!!
However theres so many too choose from! Like did you know the L in dyslexia stands for Logophobia a fear of words? and the X stands for Xenophobia a fear of foreigners, so foreign words scare the hell out of us!
FACT! probably.
If you know any dyslexia facts feel free to post them in the comments and they may even make it into the next post!
And that my non duck tailed readers concludes yet another post!
I do hope you have enjoyed it, but if you haven't please feel free to wright your complaint on a piece of paper, roll it into a ball and throw it out your window. If its important it will some how find its way to me.
Friendly but firm hand sake (because intimacy scares me)
Aw who am I kidding heres your Big kiss ya monkey! X TDK
**(TheDyslexicKid, because you don't always need an elaborate intro to be sexy)
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