DeAd liNeS

Well hello all my little apples. If you've forgotten it's The D-sissile to the Kissile* here!
I thought I'd just drop by and give you my opinion (as i do) on various aspects of college (like i promised (insert slightly sexy winkey face here) ).
Well since this my first real post i thought it would be fitting to talk about deadlines, I like to begin with the end (It's how i rool,  rolo, It's how i like to do things!!)
So I'm going to assume you as a reader know what a deadline is. If you don't feel free to Google it, No No don't be shy go ahead and gogole it...I'll wait....loser...

Ok now that you know what a deadline is we can in fact talk about it and how hard they are is. Deadlines in school involve you (the student) doing work and having it done in a particular set period of time, but being a school student you don't pay attention to the deadlines, instead you want to show that your cool and hard core, because that will make girls in your class automatically find you hot so you do the bad ass thing and hand it in overdue!
Ok admittedly that may have only been me but you get what I'm saying: you don't really pay attention to deadlines in school.
But in college its a whole different kettle of pots.
If your given a dead line by god you meet it! If you don't (for what ever bad ass reason) you start loosing serious marks (LIKE LOADS!). 
Most people are fine with dead lines, they work hard (play hard, sleep hard, eat hard and are just hardy people in general) so they get the job done. I on the other hand (don't ask "which hand the left or right?" because that is a cruel dig to my dyslexia and i don't know the difference) am really bad with deadlines. I'd sooner meet* a DEAD LION (oh word play) than a dead line.
I'm what you'd call a last min guy, I can't get anything done unless it's last minute. It's how i get my kicks!, ok not really I'm just really lazy.

Oh and if your wondering yes this was wrote on a deadline!
Now I'm going to give you some world class, mind blowing, amazing and down right  life changing tips to help beat those deadline downers.

1. Receive the deadline
2. Work towards the deadline
3. Reach the deadline
4. Make a cuppa
5. Party like its 1999
6. Give me money for my tips

Well folks and folkets that's it for this installment.
 I hope my fantastic tips help you reach your deadlines and hey they might even make me reach mine!
 Big Kiss X in fact here's another because your just that awesome! x
TDK



**(TheDyslexicKid, I rapped because it's sexy)
* (Meet: Slang word used to describe kissing. Eg "ah buuud I'd so meet her I would!!")