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Drama, explosions and a Dyslexic Kid what more could you need?

Again!?! Seriously?

Well people i'm like a video power house at the mo ! Heres another segment for you to feast your seeing balls on!, Remember, sub , comment and like.
Why?
Cos it's sexy
TDK out!!

Back Bithc's!

mIsS mE?

Well Hell to the ow all my tiddly winks. You may have noticed I havent made my weekly apperance in a week or so and you  probably assumed I was abducted by Hugh Hefner to become the heir to his playboy kingdom.
Sadly that was not the case. But Hughy if your reading drop by any time ;).

Now lets move o to more serious matters.
I TDK have been mind storming in my apparent disappearance. I have a few ideas for future blogs that might make up for any discomfort my lack of posts may have caused.
Until then miss me not!
Big Huge Kissy Kiss! XTDK.

ASSignments

Well hello again all you gentle ladies and lady gents it's Le Kid dyslexiques* here or TDK for short.
Before I begin I want to fix something I said in my last post. I am of course referring to my "Dyslexia Facts" I just want to say it out straight that it was not a fact. It was more of an educated  assumption. So I just wanted to set that straight in case one of you try to use that fact to impress the opposite sex by sounding smart (If they know a thing or two about dyslexia you'll be going home alone). 
So with that said lets move on shall we!
 
Last week I asked you what You do at lunch ? 50% of you said "Eat until I can't eat's no more" and the other 50% said "Nibble at a salad and weep about the calories I gained". So what I can gather from that is we're  in a world where people are either really fat or really skinny......splendid..

This week I'm going to have a little rant about (you guessed it) assignments or as I read it as-sig-n-men-ts (yup thats grade A Dyslexia spelling tips there!)
Again i'm assuming your a college goer, or at some point have gone through the education system, so on that assumption we can guess you know what an assignment is.
Basically it is a fundamental part of college life that helps you get an over all grade, that will further your future, make you rich and make you become attractive to women (or men). so yeah there kinda important.
The best way to tackle them is to pay a smart kid to do them for you and reap the rewards while at the same time learn business and management skills. If how and ever your not as well funded (and don't have a face for radio, or prostition) i'd reckomend you u knucle down and work at them your self. So heres my list of don'ts to help you get on your way.

1. Don't go for those oriental "massages" there pretty time consuming *results may vary*.
   
2. Do not bother cooking. Take out is your fast and easy savorier.
3. Washing is for those who try to impress others, it wastes time and if your working who are you really going to bump into that you need to be clean for?
4. Music is the devils voice and the "shuffle" button on your iPod is his weapon. We all do it. "oh i'll just play a little background music and i'll put it on shuffle so I don't have to keep changing songs". Hours pass and your thumbs hurt from hitting the next song button until you find something you like.
5. Befriend the smart/lick ass kid in the class, show them your work so far and if its atrocious enough they may feel obligated to intervene. 
6. Screw it all and invest in lotto tickets. 

You could also try seducing who ever marks the assignments but thats usually pretty tough... believe me.
With all that said i shall leave you with a Dyslexic Joke.
Enjoy my lovelies 
Big Kiss X TDK

A dyslexic entered a spelling bee. She came in SALT.

**(TheDyslexicKid, I used French because it's sexy)

lUnCh tImE FOr TheDyslexicKid

welcome back all my lower case lovers it's TDK* here! 

If you happen to attend college you may have realized the college lunch hours are redonkusally long!
So the main question on many college goers minds are "what the hell did i do wit my underwear, and why did i wake up cradling a pineapple?".....the 2nd most frequent question is "what will i do with my lunch break?"
Now on my lunch break I do the good Christian boy thing and say grace before I humbly tuck into my minuscule meal (gluttony  is a sin after all ) and then I study until it looks like I can read! But if those options don't take your fancy you may find yourself doing many other creative things such as:

• Throwing rocks at bigger rocks.
• Going to the student bar to get free pints of water.
• Going to the student bar to spend all of your student lunch card on drink and struggle to do the remaining lectures of the day. 
• Going to the student bar and remain there until your ushered out and realize you have in fact missed all your lectures and every bus that would normally bring you home that evening.
• Go to the cinema.
• Create your own language that you and only one other person know, so you can inslut people/pick up girls (because foreign languages are very attractive but why be a sheep and learn one that everyone knows?).

You may have noticed I didn't mention eat, maybe I did that because eating at lunch is sooo uncool or maybe..... just maybe I'm subtly trying to say you need to shed a pound......or 6. But lets not dwell on that!

It is widely believed that the lunch breaks across college are so long to give students time to study and what not. I personally don't do this (because I'm a bad ass like I explained in the previous post) so out of interest I'm going to ask you (the reader) to take part in a survey.

 "What do you do at lunch?"

 Or if you don't like surveys because you think the government reads them to keep a profile on you then simply leave a comment. If your dyslexic yourself i'd recommend that you just do the survey (you just have click a button because people wont understand your gibberish).


Since this is the 3rd post in i thought i'd leave you with a Dyslexia fact!!
However theres so many too choose from! Like did you know the L  in dyslexia stands for Logophobia a fear of words? and the X stands for Xenophobia a fear of foreigners, so foreign words scare the hell out of us!
FACT! probably.

If you know any dyslexia facts feel free to post them in the comments and they may even make it into the next post!

And that my non duck tailed readers concludes yet another post!
I do hope you have enjoyed it, but if you haven't please feel free to wright your complaint on a piece of paper, roll it into a ball and throw it out your window. If its important it will some how find its way to me. 

Friendly but firm hand sake (because intimacy scares me)

Aw who am I kidding heres your Big kiss ya monkey! X  TDK

**(TheDyslexicKid, because you don't always need an elaborate intro to be sexy)

DeAd liNeS

Well hello all my little apples. If you've forgotten it's The D-sissile to the Kissile* here!
I thought I'd just drop by and give you my opinion (as i do) on various aspects of college (like i promised (insert slightly sexy winkey face here) ).
Well since this my first real post i thought it would be fitting to talk about deadlines, I like to begin with the end (It's how i rool,  rolo, It's how i like to do things!!)
So I'm going to assume you as a reader know what a deadline is. If you don't feel free to Google it, No No don't be shy go ahead and gogole it...I'll wait....loser...

Ok now that you know what a deadline is we can in fact talk about it and how hard they are is. Deadlines in school involve you (the student) doing work and having it done in a particular set period of time, but being a school student you don't pay attention to the deadlines, instead you want to show that your cool and hard core, because that will make girls in your class automatically find you hot so you do the bad ass thing and hand it in overdue!
Ok admittedly that may have only been me but you get what I'm saying: you don't really pay attention to deadlines in school.
But in college its a whole different kettle of pots.
If your given a dead line by god you meet it! If you don't (for what ever bad ass reason) you start loosing serious marks (LIKE LOADS!). 
Most people are fine with dead lines, they work hard (play hard, sleep hard, eat hard and are just hardy people in general) so they get the job done. I on the other hand (don't ask "which hand the left or right?" because that is a cruel dig to my dyslexia and i don't know the difference) am really bad with deadlines. I'd sooner meet* a DEAD LION (oh word play) than a dead line.
I'm what you'd call a last min guy, I can't get anything done unless it's last minute. It's how i get my kicks!, ok not really I'm just really lazy.

Oh and if your wondering yes this was wrote on a deadline!
Now I'm going to give you some world class, mind blowing, amazing and down right  life changing tips to help beat those deadline downers.

1. Receive the deadline
2. Work towards the deadline
3. Reach the deadline
4. Make a cuppa
5. Party like its 1999
6. Give me money for my tips

Well folks and folkets that's it for this installment.
 I hope my fantastic tips help you reach your deadlines and hey they might even make me reach mine!
 Big Kiss X in fact here's another because your just that awesome! x
TDK



**(TheDyslexicKid, I rapped because it's sexy)
* (Meet: Slang word used to describe kissing. Eg "ah buuud I'd so meet her I would!!")